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Chat convo with my wife: Bella: I’m gonna need that $ back. Harvid: Sure, right after I put that deposit down on that motorcycle Bella: Oh, so you’re leaving me then? Harvid: Oh, didn’t the guy show up with the papers? ;)

So, most of Kentucky is shut down because of this snow/ice mess we have currently, and my august company has decided to go forward with their yearly kickoff meeting, despite 50% absentee rate at the moment.

So, last night our small group topic was prayer. Not surprisingly, we used Matthew 6 as our text: 9"This, then, is how you should pray: " ‘Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name, 10your kingdom come, your will be done on earth as it is in heaven. 11Give us today our daily bread. 12Forgive us our debts, as we also have forgiven our debtors. 13And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the evil one.’ ...

How do you know you’re a wuss? When 5" of snow shuts down the state for a week. Linky I particularly like: Area Roads: In light of the continuing snowfall and icy road conditions, most local roads are snow-covered and slippery and will remain that way until March. For information on current road conditions, please look out the window.

rofl Whitney - Dec 2, 2008 rofl

article Zero fell into the same moat 15 years ago and stayed there for nine days. Yep.

Q: How do you know you’re nuts? A: When your insurance broker drags his feet getting a quote for you on motorcycle insurance, hoping you’ll come to your senses.

How can you predict a massive market decline? A: It will occur 1 day after I rebalance my 401(k). Ouch.

How does one miss an impending market decline the … Whitney - Sep 1, 2008 How does one miss an impending market decline the size of texas? Neglect to look UP. Ike. Big sucker screaming HERE I COME MERRILL LYNCH!!

From here: Stevey’s Blog Rants Just took a typing test 106 wpm, 99% accuracy. w000t!!!

Come on down to the Combs household, folks, where you can witness (very) amateur mechanic Harold working on the old iron, attempting an amazing feat–an OIL CHANGE. That’s right…for the first few minutes, we’ll warm-up with the draining of the oil. Then we get to the feature presentation–the Two hour slog of…TRYING TO REMOVE THE OIL FILTER HE OVERTIGHTENED IN March!. You’ll gasp as you see him try the end-cap socket, followed by the Strapwrench. You’ll cry as you see him pound a screwdriver through the filter six separate times praying he’ll get it to loosen. You’ll sigh in relief as he the filter finally comes of, and swim in nausea to witness its mangled carcase. ...

well i worked in a ship for a while and it really … Gas4Free - Sep 1, 2008 well i worked in a ship for a while and it really pisses me off when sumthing like that happens. Even in the ship there were some guys who were really good at overtightening things.. but this ones kinda funny an overtightened filter. A pipe wrench might have helped. ...

Sometimes, when I find someone insufferable, my wife does, too. Algorithm IS a latin word, but it’s a bastardized version of the original Arabic. Wood stain is like chickenpox for horizontal or vertical surfaces. I really like sushi. As in, if I had the money, I’d eat it every day for lunch. I can tan, much like a rump roast can cook: Eventually.

Sushi, eh? I like tuna and salmon, so is it anythi… Jeff Roberts - Jun 4, 2008 Sushi, eh? I like tuna and salmon, so is it anything at all like that? Yes and no…there are flavo… HarryC - Jun 4, 2008 @Jeff Roberts: Yes and no…there are flavors and textures in the sushi that simply aren’t there once the fish is cooked. ...

Ah, when nerds make viral videos (SFW): Link

Cute. Lags a bit near the end but worth hanging ou… Jeff Roberts - Feb 2, 2008 Cute. Lags a bit near the end but worth hanging out to see the last bit.