Yeah, mountain out of molehill. What he sai… Jeff Roberts - Apr 1, 2007 Yeah, mountain out of molehill. What he said wasn’t good, but: - If ANY person of color had been a guest on the show and said it instead, no story. - If I called into the show (is it even a call-in show?) and he called me a bible-thumping republitard, no story. (This is where someone jumps in and says I can change my religion or political affiliation) ...

(I’m too tired to sleep, so here goes) At 2am today, my wife decided to void the contents of her stomach all over the sheet, thanks to some stomach bug. As said contents were large, recognizable quantities of spaghetti, the resulting smell and stain is left to the reader to imagine. So, from 2 to 5 am, I cleaned that up, did laundry, and supported my wife as she retched uncontrollably, unable to keep even Gatorade down. Then I slept until 7ish, when I had to feed my daughter, who I’d just fed at 2 and 5 am. ...

Dude, that’s rough. Flu or food? Days like that ma… Jeff Roberts - Apr 3, 2007 Dude, that’s rough. Flu or food? Days like that make me feel inadequate, too.

MINIs set record 'Cause we got a mighty convoy Rockin' through the night Yeah, we got a mighty convoy Ain't she a beautiful sight C'mon and join our Convoy Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna roll this MINI convoy 'Cross the USA Convoy Convoy

link The Supreme Court has charged the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) with protecting us from ourselves, limiting the Carbon Dioxide (CO2) emissions from sources like power plants, cars and trucks, and those methane factories known as cattle. What does this mean in real terms? More expensive everything. Most of the power produced in this country is from fossil fuels, and cleaning these plants and/or implementing ‘cleaner’ solutions. Energy costs like that will ripple through our economy from top to bottom. Costs of production and OpEx for every company will rise. ...

I’ve been through many bad meetings at LXK, but my 3 o’clock yesterday ranks right up there as one of the worst. Ingredients * Meeting shouldn’t have happened. It’s a meeting that should’ve been a whiteboarding session between me and one other guy. * Six people, each with a slightly different agenda. * No common manager, hence no one to make a decision if there’s a conflict. Anyway, so it’s a meeting past my threshold of exhaustion (I suck at meetings after 3pm…it’s too late in the day and my brain is tapioca.). ...

Let me sum this up: It’s just like the book. The book makes no sense; neither does the movie. It’s unwatchable nonsense most of the time. The whole point of the book is to catch Douglas Adams’s quotes and sideline commentary. Only redeeming part: My favorite Elf (Zoe Deschanel) is trillian:

McClaren Racing Oh, you know…writing software for F1 racers!

I was so exhausted yesterday, I don’t remember much…I think I may have proposed marriage to several people (all hopefully women). To any of those, my apologies, I’m already taken, and I’m semi-conscious today. But, the morning is still young.

Other titles consider: - Oh Haiiiiiil, no! - What the Hail? - Hail for certain. * * * At 3 o’clock this morning, I awoke from a dream where I was apologizing to my dead Uncle Chester for ragging on him my entire life, only to hear what sounded like large pigeons (possibly pelicans…I’m not sure) pounding against my roof. Looking outside, we quickly determined a few things. - No pigeons. - There was lightning - Our windows were all open. - My Beamer was sitting outside. ...

I believe in some strange way one of those pigeons… JarvoSpeaks - Mar 5, 2007 I believe in some strange way one of those pigeons may have been your departed Uncle Chester, returned in spirt form just to say, “It’s all right, young Harold, I understand, we all go through these things. However, just to even things up I pooped on your beamer.” ...

“[Because I talk so much] I need to put in 12 to 15 hours per day just to get in 8 hours of work” Yikes.

W H O are you getting these from?! :-) Jeff Roberts - Mar 2, 2007 W H O are you getting these from?! :-) Various people…sometimes, they just s… HarryC - Mar 3, 2007 :-) Various people…sometimes, they just stick in my mind.

Okay, at this point in my life, there’s only one show I watch religiously: Grey’s Anatomy. The last two episodes have caused me physical pain. You see, the main characters, the swooping eagles of the show–Merideth, Derek, Christina, and Burke–mean nothing to me. They’re interesting in a surreal sort of way. There are two characters I DO care about–Izzie and George. They seem very real to me…they’re best friends and confidants, and they’re flawed. They don’t soar quite as high as the rest, but they do have a depth of emotion that is the anchor of this show – when George’s dad died, I had to consider what my own response will be to my father’s passing. When Izzie lost Denny, the man for whom she threw away her career, I had to examine just what I would do if my own beloved were dying and there was precious little I could do about it. ...

“Assuming I can get this to work”

Two powerpoint presentations for my Managers to present. Kill me now.

[Scene. Interior. A Conference room with a conference table shaped like a badly-imagined Star Trek insignia contains folks awaiting an early morning call. A dark-skinned Indian fellow, running the meeting sits across from a dark-skinned Brazilian man with curly hair. The Brazilian man’s humor is less infectious than he’d like to believe.] Brazilian guy: I love languages. I know how to say ‘good morning’ 25 languages. Indian guy: That’s nice ...

That I understood this post or that I understood within 3 seconds that it could be better written as: BOOL IsIpAddressZero( LONG lIpAddress ) { return !lIpAddress; }

300 Tagline for the movie posters: This has to be the best movie involving half-naked [gay] men I’ve seen all year. Okay, I’m a history buff, and I’ve reviewed Other works about Thermopylae before. In many ways the Pressfield book (and, I’m assuming, Frank Miller’s graphic novels) were better interpretations of Thermopylae, but the movie was interesting. Some advisories: - Yes, it’s that gory. It’s about a battle waged hand-to-hand over three days, and it gives you precious little time to forget that. It doesn’t exactly glorify battle, but it does remind us that modern warfare is much more antiseptic than its ancient forebear. ...

Oh, to be a fly on THAT wall. Unless, of course, … Jeff Roberts - Mar 5, 2007 Oh, to be a fly on THAT wall. Unless, of course, I’m the empty shell.