Some random insights from the past few days...

Sometimes, when I find someone insufferable, my wife does, too. Algorithm IS a latin word, but it’s a bastardized version of the original Arabic.

Wood stain is like chickenpox for horizontal or vertical surfaces.

I really like sushi. As in, if I had the money, I’d eat it every day for lunch.

I can tan, much like a rump roast can cook: Eventually.