- “Your situation reminds me of that Spaceballs line, ‘…evil will always triumph because good is dumb.’”
- “You’ll work yourself to death by being a nice guy”
(Upon being told there was a purpose in life)
- “Yes, there is: Helping people, and this has nothing to do with that.”
- “Did you forget your Teflon suit in that last meeting?”
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I wonder: Am I equipped to handle this amount of B.S.?