Saw an ‘87 Porsche 924S on craigslist available fo…
Jeff Roberts - Jun 5, 2008
Saw an ‘87 Porsche 924S on craigslist available for trade…
:-)
(Later that night, Jeff’s front door slams open and there stands Whitney, fuming…)
okay, and here’s a list of some things i want:
`new running shoes
`pants that fit
`clothes that fit that arent a size Large
`to lose weight instead of gain it when I spend two hours a day working out
`not to be used as a human napkin
`dyson
`new washer/dryer
`new dishwasher
`new refrigerator
`cabinets that arent taller than i am
`new cabinets
`tilework
`in-wall double oven
`gas cooktop
`hardwood
`new paint
`wood blinds
`solar panel
`compost pile
`locally sold Allen’s Naturally
`Local Whole Foods or similar
`no fireplace
`basement