Had to steal this from the whiteboard in my old building.
“Potential Mottos for the family crest”
Why does this keep happening to me?
Again?!
Recidite, plebes!
Duty, honor, payment
We don’t know what’s broke or how to fix it
The next one will be normal, you’ll see!
Fabricati diem
too lazy to work, too nervous to steal
we don’t have clue one
What, me worry?
rex cloaca!
Probably our fault
Seldom right, but never in doubt
praying for sterility for over 300 years
I drank what?
Your family is no prize, either.
Clovis had it right
We’re all out of toner!
Give us time, we’ll screw it up.