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I believe the answer to “Honey, I was going to wea…

Whitney - Sep 3, 2007

I believe the answer to “Honey, I was going to wear those shorts!” was “I washed them because they were in the laundry pile.” Forget that you were gonna wear them for the third day in a row….the third day in a row out of the hamper? Now that’s gross. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, my husband.