On Imus

(That title sounds vaguely Latin…)

Let me be as clear as possible: Imus a curmudgeon, a former coke-fiend who disdains ALL humanity. He’s mean. He’s ugly.

He’s also intelligent, incisive, and provocative, in a way that brain-dead Howard Stern CAN NEVER BE. Not that I’ve not laughed at some random Howard Stern bits that I’m too ashamed of to post on a blog my mother reads. (Google ‘Sybian’ and ‘Howard Stern’ if you’re feeling particularly raunchy)

…Back to Imus. I hate what happened. I hate that Al Charlatan won and that Jessie Jackson achieved relevance. I hate that I can’t rant about how much I HATE DON IMUS’S CURMUDGEONY WAYS.

I particularly like the fact that the governor who was trying to glom-on to the publicity of this nation-gone-mad, Political Correctness charade was karmically smacked-down while not wearing his seat belt on the way to the coup de grace of this sad affair.

I think Mr. Dilbert said it best:

I removed today’s post so that my governor would not have a car accident.