Q: What’s the shortest distance between two jokes?
A: A straight line.
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Signs that you’ve been programming too long…
Jamie walks in and remarks that one of our compadres just got promoted, saying “What’d Tom do, port the ‘C’”
Me: “Yeah, I think he’s done alot of stuff with 64-bit drivers and stuff like that. He’s an awesome coder.”
Jamie: “No, man, I said, ‘Did he part the sea?’ You know, like Moses.”