Signs you're an Autocrosser

LOL!! THIS IS ME!

I particularly like:
- Your email address refers to your race car rather than to you.
- You have car parts in your cubicle at work.
- After your answer to “What did you do this weekend?” the next question is always: “And you do this for fun? Right?”
- Your first date involves asking her to crew for you.
- A neighbor asks if you have any oil, to which you query, “Synthetic or organic?” and they reply, “Vegetable or corn.”
- Everywhere you go, you try to find the fastest line through the turn.
- You always do a toe & heel downshift while whoever might be your passenger gives you a real funny look.